Set ablaze, he rolls uncontrollably down the wheelchair ramp and at the bottom his oxygen tank explodes into a ball of fire, burning him to a crisp. The ash from his cigarette holds enough of a spark to ignite the highly flammable ointment his bandages are soaked in. Instead: He bribes the night nurse to take him out back for a smoke. You'd Think: He'd take this as a sign from the man upstairs that it's high time he kicks the habit. "Butt F***ed"A man ends up in the hospital with serious burns all over his body after falling asleep in bed while smoking. Instead: He puts it on far from the water on a hot day.Īs A Result: He starts overheating, but the suit prevents his sweat from cooling him and he dies of hyperthermia, just inches away from the water. You'd Think: He would put it on near the water or use it on a cooler day. "Wet Dream"A man with a deep love of fish constructs a fish suit out of waterbed material and goes to a lake to test it out. Instead: He lets the spider bite him, and he grows weaker until he dies from a heart attack. Or at least find a spider that whose bite would be less poisonous. You'd Think: He would first try to find out if it's a good idea, such as asking an toxicologist who would hopefully tell him that it's an awful idea. "Love Bugged"A French man with an interest in lizards and bugs decides to try and build an immunity to black widow spider venom by letting one bite him. Most deaths are caused by stupidity, but these ones take the cake.
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